It takes a lot to piss me off. I mean, you really have to do something vicious to push me to the point to show my inner diva.
The one thing you can do to get me to that point would be to play with my money. My Dad worked long and hard to make sure his family was financially stable and never really wanted for anything along those lines. So Dad taught me that if anyone disrespects your money, put them in their place right away!
So when a person messes with my money, I sure as hell am gonna mess with them.
So last night, some bitchy lesbian tried to mess with my money, and she didn't know that when she did that, Miss Bernadine would emerge.
A little aside ~~ Bernadine is my alter ego; she is the no-holds-barred, get in your face, lets you know what she thinks of you no matter how vicious it may sound. So when goody-two-shoes Eric becomes dormant and fierce diva Bernadine takes over, run for the hills!
Only a small number of people have run into Bernadine, but the mean-spirited lesbian got a huge dose of her last night! This disgusting excuse of a "lady" decided to kill a few of my friends' songs out of the jukebox if she didn't like them, and so only her songs would play. But when my songs, which I paid my hard-earned money to listen to, were eliminated by her in such an underhanded way, Bernadine took over and confronted her.
Now I'm not going to assume how she got her hands on the remote to skip songs; it's usually kept behind the bar. It's possible there is some sort of app that will do it. I don't even want to guesstimate how it happened because I will be upset with another person as well.
But neither here nor there, she did it. And when I confronted her immediately after I saw her do this for the third time, she acted like she was incredulous that someone caught her, and said that she skipped songs earlier but hadn't done it now.
I call bulls**t!!
I told her that if I don't kill her songs out of the jukebox, then she'd better not be so ignorant as to do that to me! I put my money in the machine out of my pocket to play songs, and just because she wants to be a bitch and knock them out, it's not right. And I'd better not catch her doing it again!
But of course, you know she will do it again. No one in any sort of power will do anything to stop her. I mean, especially since lesbians like this girl think that since she's a woman, a guy can't do anything to her.
Now I love my lesbians, but when one of them acts like they are superior to ALL men, some serious steps need to be taken to drive her back to reality. Have some common decency for everyone around you, I mean really?!?
It takes five seconds to do something nice and treat people with respect. It takes at least five minutes to do something mean, especially because you have to think about the process. Of course, those individuals with dark souls need only 10 seconds to plan their villanous attempts ... we refer to those people as sociopaths. There are a few people who fit this category, and I think the "lady" from last night may be one of them.
So just be warned ~~ don't put yourself in a situation where you will meet up with Bernadine! Because once you force Bernadine to show herself, life for you will never be the same! BERNADINE WILL RUIN YOU!
Now have a nice day!
